All I want to do is take a shower

“Honey, what’s in the tub?” I yell down stairs
“I don’t know” she replies back in a distant holler
“Honey, what’s in the tub?” I yell down stairs
“I don’t know” she replies back in a distant holler
“Honey, what’s in the tub?” I yell down stairs
“Oh, I took a bath with FLOWERS”.

Who in the world takes a bath with flowers?? No, I’m not making this shit up! I come home from kayaking and the water was about 2 degrees Celsius. I cold my feet are totally numb, and I want to get into the shower to warm up and wash the Potomac water off of me. I look down into the tub, and it is covered in what looks like cat puke. Of course I want to know what’s in the shower… if the cat puke all over it, I’m not getting in until someone else cleans it… it’s not my cat.