My Girlfriend has a blog... now so do I
That's right, my gf will not the only one in the house with a blog! I have my own eff'n blog too! It will be dedicated to being a bitter old man, and will be for the bennifit of all bitter old men. I will not spell check, care about grammar, or capitulate to the wants and needs specified on my gf's blog (rockgardenformypuppy).
See, first things first. there is no puppy, will not be any puppy, and has never been a puppy. That's right baby, no puppy for you. The bad cat is our dog. What more could any one want... a cat that acts like a dog. Follows me around, drools excessively (I'm not kidding, that cat drools everywhere), wants to play with dogs, jumps up on me when I come home, and I think he can fetch.
Don't worry... this is just my intro. I will continue to post my bitter rants from time to time. For all you women who are reading this... note, I can not prevent you from reading this... but don't give me any grief if you don't like what I have to say. Most men are thinking the same damn thing... that's right the guy you married/dated/want to date... all bitter old men just like me.
A picture of the dog...

All for now.
See, first things first. there is no puppy, will not be any puppy, and has never been a puppy. That's right baby, no puppy for you. The bad cat is our dog. What more could any one want... a cat that acts like a dog. Follows me around, drools excessively (I'm not kidding, that cat drools everywhere), wants to play with dogs, jumps up on me when I come home, and I think he can fetch.
Don't worry... this is just my intro. I will continue to post my bitter rants from time to time. For all you women who are reading this... note, I can not prevent you from reading this... but don't give me any grief if you don't like what I have to say. Most men are thinking the same damn thing... that's right the guy you married/dated/want to date... all bitter old men just like me.
A picture of the dog...

All for now.


1 Comments:
Thanks SeƱor... I'll keep up the good fight!
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